Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Dear Person at Work That Plans "Parties",

Part of me feels that you may be a genuinely nice person, however, the larger part of me feels that you are one fucked up individual. This "work party" phenomenon has puzzled me for years. Why do you decide to have work gatherings? If you haven't noticed, most of your colleagues hate each other. We are all civil to each other for the sake of employment. There is no good reason for you to bring this group of people together under the guise of a "party". Let it be known that, at the next scheduled staff breakfast, bbq, Thanksgiving "dinner", etc., I will mostly likely not attend and will instead be sitting in my office pondering your motives! What are you missing in your life? Are you pure evil? Do you enjoy these events? Do you think other people enjoy these events? These are just a few of the questions that must be answered...

Disturbed,
Catherine